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YIPEE! IT'S THE FIRST WEEKLY MUSICAL APOCAPOST!!! FEATURING SOME SWINGING LOUNGE FROM SENOR X, SOME MONSTER EXOTICA FROM FILTHY GERMAN HIPPIES, AND A WRIST-SLITTING KURDLED KUNTRY MIX CD BY YOURS TRULY! LET 'ER RIPPPPPPPPPP!
First up we have a real barn burner from 1963 courtesy of Mr. Charo himself, Xavier Cugat! Entitled "Cugi's Cocktails" this simmering slab throws about ten dance styles against the wall and amazingly they all stick! So if your madre always told you never to mix your hully-gullys with your cha-chas, it was probably to protect you from shaking your sweet little nalgas off! So go ahead man, live a little! I'll never tell. Have a little taste of "Cocktails For Two", then crash the whole party
TRACK LISTING: 1. Cuba Libre 8. Grasshopper 2. One Mint Julep 9. Blue Champagne 3. Old-Fashioned 10. Zombie 4. Daiquiri 11. Manhattan 5. Cocktails for Two 12. Singapore Sling 6. Rum and Coca-Cola 7. Cugi's Cocktail Password: NaughtyMonkey(case sensitive)
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The second wondrous wax comes courtesy of the splendiferous blog MUTANT SOUNDS
Apparently made up of German Jazz library musicians, Vampires Of Dartmoore- "Dracula's Music Cabinet", is an unclassifiable slice of 1969 craziness. Considered "psychedelic" at the time it now sounds like some bizarro world combination of space-age pop and the latest release from some techno band du jour, using samples and trippy beats galore. Ahead of its time or just the time of its head? Oh man, you'll have to decide cuz like the words on this page just turned into spiders and crawled off the screen!
TRACK LISTING: 1. Die Folterkammer des Dr. Sex, 2. Crime and Horror, 3. Der Feuerdrachen von Hong Kong, 4. Mord im Ohio Express, 5. Tanz der Vampire, 6. Hallo, Mr. Hitchcock, 7. Der Henker von Dartmoore, 8. Ende eines Killers, 9. Die Wasserleiche, 10. Eine Hand voll Nitro, 11. Dr. Caligaris Gruselkabinett, 12. Frankenstein Grübt Alpha 7 Until its supposed reissue on the Finders Keepers label, you can grab it here, acidblasters! Password: NaughtyMonkey (case sensitive)
And finally for you darling little monkeys, a CD mix I made just for you!!! Entitled "DEAD KIDS, DRUNKARDS, DOPERS & THE DERANGED: 22 INCREDIBLE COUNTRY BUMMERS", it's the perfect soundtrack for your next suicidal drinking binge. It's a bit top heavy with Porter....but hey nobody did it better! I kinda screwed up the covers I made, but hopefully you can click on the images below to get the approximate size of a CD case. The file is in two parts, so I made back cover in two parts thinking it might wind up as a double CD. Anyway, I do hope you like it. So hold on to your barstool here comes.......
himself, Xavier Cugat! Entitled "Cugi's Cocktails" this simmering slab throws about ten dance styles against the wall and amazingly they all stick! So if your madre always told you never to mix your hully-gullys with your cha-chas, it was probably to protect you from shaking your sweet little nalgas off! So go ahead man, live a little! I'll never tell.
