Showing posts with label DRUGS. Show all posts
Showing posts with label DRUGS. Show all posts

Sunday, May 10, 2009

SUNDAY NIGHT MEANS SCARED STRAIGHT!!






For the unfortunate few of you trawlers that haven't seen the disturbing and hilarious PSA from 1970, "THE TRIP BACK", I bring it to you in all it's terrifying glory. Speaking at a New York high school, Florrie Fisher, a middle aged ex-druggie, rants and raves and generally harangues the trapped students with dire warnings of what fates will befall them once they do drugs. Chain smoking! while she tells them not to punish their young bodies, she comes off as a self-centered, self serving wrongheaded twit. With a raspy voice she refers to the "Negro" girls in the audience and answers questions with jaw-dropping responses. My favorite moment is when one poor girl dares to question her contention that marijuana leads to harder drugs to which old Florrie growls...that sure she knew people that never did other drugs after smoking weed..only because they didn't get a chance cuz they died in the electric chair for committing crimes of passion while on the reefer!!! This whole scare tactic sham is tempered further by the fact that one year after this speech Florrie was back to her old ways, getting arrested in Miami on drug charges and other things, then seemingly dropping off the face of the earth. Her legacy lives on in Strangers With Candy, however, as Amy Sedaris modeled her character,Jerri Blank, on Florrie. So without further ado, I bring you "THE TRIP BACK" to have for your very own. Grab a pack of smokes and get it here. You'll thank me in the morning.

Thursday, April 30, 2009

IT'S A PSYCHEDELIC TANGO DOWNER CHA-CHA FREAKOUT!

YIPEE! IT'S THE FIRST WEEKLY MUSICAL APOCAPOST!!! FEATURING SOME SWINGING LOUNGE FROM SENOR X, SOME MONSTER EXOTICA FROM FILTHY GERMAN HIPPIES, AND A WRIST-SLITTING KURDLED KUNTRY MIX CD BY YOURS TRULY! LET 'ER RIPPPPPPPPPP!


First up we have a real barn burner from 1963 courtesy of Mr. Charo himself, Xavier Cugat! Entitled "Cugi's Cocktails" this simmering slab throws about ten dance styles against the wall and amazingly they all stick! So if your madre always told you never to mix your hully-gullys with your cha-chas, it was probably to protect you from shaking your sweet little nalgas off! So go ahead man, live a little! I'll never tell.
Have a little taste of "Cocktails For Two", then crash the whole party
here!

TRACK LISTING:
1. Cuba Libre 8. Grasshopper
2. One Mint Julep 9. Blue Champagne
3. Old-Fashioned 10. Zombie
4. Daiquiri 11. Manhattan
5. Cocktails for Two 12. Singapore Sling
6. Rum and Coca-Cola
7. Cugi's Cocktail Password: NaughtyMonkey(case sensitive)

If you want a shiny new remaster scoot your mouse here

The second wondrous wax comes courtesy of the splendiferous blog MUTANT SOUNDS

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Apparently made up of German Jazz library musicians, Vampires Of Dartmoore- "Dracula's Music Cabinet", is an unclassifiable slice of 1969 craziness. Considered "psychedelic" at the time it now sounds like some bizarro world combination of space-age pop and the latest release from some techno band du jour, using samples and trippy beats galore. Ahead of its time or just the time of its head? Oh man, you'll have to decide cuz like the words on this page just turned into spiders and crawled off the screen!

TRACK LISTING:
1. Die Folterkammer des Dr. Sex, 2. Crime and Horror, 3. Der Feuerdrachen von Hong Kong, 4. Mord im Ohio Express, 5. Tanz der Vampire, 6. Hallo, Mr. Hitchcock, 7. Der Henker von Dartmoore, 8. Ende eines Killers, 9. Die Wasserleiche, 10. Eine Hand voll Nitro, 11. Dr. Caligaris Gruselkabinett, 12. Frankenstein Grübt Alpha 7
Until its supposed reissue on the Finders Keepers label, you can grab it here, acidblasters! Password: NaughtyMonkey (case sensitive)



And finally for you darling little monkeys, a CD mix I made just for you!!! Entitled "DEAD KIDS, DRUNKARDS, DOPERS & THE DERANGED: 22 INCREDIBLE COUNTRY BUMMERS", it's the perfect soundtrack for your next suicidal drinking binge. It's a bit top heavy with Porter....but hey nobody did it better! I kinda screwed up the covers I made, but hopefully you can click on the images below to get the approximate size of a CD case. The file is in two parts, so I made back cover in two parts thinking it might wind up as a double CD. Anyway, I do hope you like it. So hold on to your barstool here comes.......


TRY SOME SAMPLES:


GET PART ONE HERE. GET PART TWO HERE. Password: NaughtyMonkey